Why does literally every therapist office always play coldplay
fucking lol
with @thewarpers
Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself
Oddly satisfying video of a Quokka eating a leaf. (via cambojones2020)
scene i’ve been imagining a lot lately: guy orders a big mac from mcdonalds and asks the person at the counter “hey how do you eat this?” and the cashier says “you bite off a piece of it and chew it and swallow it” and the customer says “i see…just like at the other mcdonalds”
literally the other day i brought someones teapot out to them and the guy said “so what do i do?”
